In the style of “Thank U” by Alanis Morissette
How ‘bout finally getting out of this office?
How ’bout finally answering when you were called up?
How ’bout those sweet parents writing all the checks?
How ’bout that ever elusive floor vote
Thank you, India
Thank you, parents
Thank you, seven Republicans
Thank you, loyalty
Thank you, yoga pants
Thank you, thank you, Biden
How ’bout we won’t blame you for everything?
How ’bout you can enjoy the city for once?
How ’bout how good it feels to finally forget you
How ’bout actually leaving for real this time?
Thank you, India
Thank you, parents
Thank you, seven Republicans
Thank you, loyalty
Thank you, yoga pants
Thank you, thank you, Biden
From the moment we let go of you
Then we got way more than we wanted
That moment we were over it
Then you spent two more years in town
How ’bout no longer being mayor of this place
How ’bout something that’s much more easy
How ’bout an ambassador buying your way out
How ’bout straight to New Delhi without stopping?
Thank you, India
Thank you, privilege
Thank you, seven Republicans
Thank you, ninety grand
Thank you, loyalty
Thank you, thank you, Biden
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